Friday, October 8, 2010

GameStop Announces Call of Duty: Black Ops Contest, Featuring a...Militarized Panadora's Box of Prizes?

Everyone and their mom's favorite software retailer, GameStop, recently announced they're offering a chance to win one of many prizes if you pre-order a copy of the upcoming Call of Duty installment: Black Ops. After many days of meticulous deliberation, pots of coffee and depleted Whiteboard markers, the brilliant minds of GameStop's marketing department dubbed the sweepstakes, wait...wait for it, "Surprize Attack!" Amasing! Ten points from GameStop for zubztituting the letterz Z and S in a laughable attempt at creativity. Pathetic humor aside, the levels of surPRIZES include:

-Jeep Wrangler Rubicon
-Polaris ATV
-Fighter Pilot Experience
-Harley-Davidson Motorcycle
-Microsoft Prize Packs
-Ghillie Suit
-Autographed Fighter Pilot's Helmet
-Flip HD Camera
-Call of Duty: Black Ops Downloadable Content
-Exclusive Call of Duty: Black Ops Branded Wearables

If you haven't opened an additional Browser tab yet, just think...you could be that miscreant tactically maneuvering about campus in a Ghillie Suit! On another note, GameStop also announced that "[they are] tracking to all-time, record reservations on Call of Duty: Black Ops. We are ahead of where we were with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 last year, which previously set the industry standard." Watch your back, Ramirez!
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37 comments:

  1. KTOTHESOctober 8, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    Wonder how anyone knows if the prizes are real. if you dont win you just assume someone else did. IN FACT NO ONE WON. CONSPIRACY. take care bro :D

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  2. Discerning GentlemanOctober 8, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    nice work here... btw, I have Hayden Panetierre bubbled on Enhanced by MS Paint :P

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  3. Insurance Advice GuyOctober 8, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    lol @ ktothes comment. so true

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  4. S4INTYOctober 8, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    interesting post bro

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  5. SwitcherOctober 8, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    nice man thanks for sharing!

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  6. kabelloOctober 8, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    I can't wait

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  7. BernhardOctober 8, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    sounds like a nice deal :)

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  8. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    CoD comes in waves for me... I'm on a down swing right now so I'm probably not even going to buy it right away...

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  9. Kurama86October 8, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    damn thats awesome, gonna have to put that reserve down then!

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  10. DonkoteOctober 8, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    hahahaha did anyone else notice how that gun had "pwn" written on it

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  11. yacob2112October 8, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    Cant wait for game.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 8, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    Just realized your background is mindfucking... I've spent like one hour staring at it.

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  13. Quinn ElectronicsOctober 8, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    can't wait for this

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  14. -ITW-October 8, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    as long as I can lean man... as long as I can lean..

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  15. BrunixOctober 8, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    These prizes look amazing!

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  16. Tip JunkiesOctober 8, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Can't wait for this game

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  17. LongkidOctober 8, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    im so excited for this game!

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  18. VerolsOctober 8, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    looking foreward to this! :D

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  19. CrunkyOctober 9, 2010 at 3:22 AM

    does anyone ever actually win these prizes?

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  20. SteveOctober 9, 2010 at 9:35 AM

    this game will be awesome

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  21. SlumphOctober 9, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    oh wow, actually looks good =D

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  22. KartoffelnOctober 9, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    Need. Play. Right. Now!

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  23. RarglolOctober 9, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    Those prizes are very cool!

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  24. SkimboshOctober 9, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Some GameStop employee will have his friend win, for sure.

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  25. DjTontOctober 9, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    Watching back.

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  26. Ultimate StarcraftOctober 9, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    HOLY COW! A Ghillie Suit!? That'd be so frickin' awesome!

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  27. PeteOctober 9, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    I want that Ghillie suit. I would wear i every day. Haha.

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  28. InformativeGamerOctober 9, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    I actually lol'd at winning a Ghillie Suit. I would ride subways with that bad boy on? Ya feel me :P?

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  29. HotsaucerOctober 9, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    I won the gamestop MW2 tournament last year. I can't wait to get Black Ops and win that as well. Although, I highly doubt anyone will win any prizes. I've signed up for every sweepstakes and prize giveaway that I've heard about in the last 8 years, and I haven't won anything. I think they're all scams.

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  30. befashionistic.blogspot.com/October 9, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    Ghillie Suit, wow...

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  31. Light Weight Baby!October 9, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    I just got done with my GTL session this morning, and I was amused by your post

    keep up the solid work!

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  32. The Square CircleOctober 9, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    fun stuff. will be following.

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  33. Pope SmurfOctober 9, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    Need to play this.

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  34. tonyman33October 9, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    wuuut!!!!??

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  35. NoblePurpleOctober 9, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    Fff- wow that looks awesome.

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  36. Abigale ConsultingOctober 9, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    Looking forward to this. thanks for the post.

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  37. ilikeicecreamOctober 13, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    is it available in PC?

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