Friday, October 8, 2010

GameStop Announces Call of Duty: Black Ops Contest, Featuring a...Militarized Panadora's Box of Prizes?

Everyone and their mom's favorite software retailer, GameStop, recently announced they're offering a chance to win one of many prizes if you pre-order a copy of the upcoming Call of Duty installment: Black Ops. After many days of meticulous deliberation, pots of coffee and depleted Whiteboard markers, the brilliant minds of GameStop's marketing department dubbed the sweepstakes, wait...wait for it, "Surprize Attack!" Amasing! Ten points from GameStop for zubztituting the letterz Z and S in a laughable attempt at creativity. Pathetic humor aside, the levels of surPRIZES include:

-Jeep Wrangler Rubicon
-Polaris ATV
-Fighter Pilot Experience
-Harley-Davidson Motorcycle
-Microsoft Prize Packs
-Ghillie Suit
-Autographed Fighter Pilot's Helmet
-Flip HD Camera
-Call of Duty: Black Ops Downloadable Content
-Exclusive Call of Duty: Black Ops Branded Wearables

If you haven't opened an additional Browser tab yet, just think...you could be that miscreant tactically maneuvering about campus in a Ghillie Suit! On another note, GameStop also announced that "[they are] tracking to all-time, record reservations on Call of Duty: Black Ops. We are ahead of where we were with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 last year, which previously set the industry standard." Watch your back, Ramirez!

39 comments:

  1. This is awesome, keep it up Bro !

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  2. Wonder how anyone knows if the prizes are real. if you dont win you just assume someone else did. IN FACT NO ONE WON. CONSPIRACY. take care bro :D

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  3. nice work here... btw, I have Hayden Panetierre bubbled on Enhanced by MS Paint :P

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  4. CoD comes in waves for me... I'm on a down swing right now so I'm probably not even going to buy it right away...

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  5. damn thats awesome, gonna have to put that reserve down then!

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  6. hahahaha did anyone else notice how that gun had "pwn" written on it

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  7. Just realized your background is mindfucking... I've spent like one hour staring at it.

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  8. as long as I can lean man... as long as I can lean..

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  9. does anyone ever actually win these prizes?

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  10. oh wow, actually looks good =D

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  11. Some GameStop employee will have his friend win, for sure.

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  12. HOLY COW! A Ghillie Suit!? That'd be so frickin' awesome!

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  13. I want that Ghillie suit. I would wear i every day. Haha.

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  14. Cant wait for this game since im a big fan of modern warfare-type games and so far CoD is doing great with making those :P

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  15. I actually lol'd at winning a Ghillie Suit. I would ride subways with that bad boy on? Ya feel me :P?

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  16. I won the gamestop MW2 tournament last year. I can't wait to get Black Ops and win that as well. Although, I highly doubt anyone will win any prizes. I've signed up for every sweepstakes and prize giveaway that I've heard about in the last 8 years, and I haven't won anything. I think they're all scams.

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  17. I just got done with my GTL session this morning, and I was amused by your post

    keep up the solid work!

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  18. Looking forward to this. thanks for the post.

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