Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Auto-Aim, Coming Soon To A Military Near You!

Look out a sni-! That's right all of you fanatical FPS'rs, the infinitely annoying exploit that has been the bane of your KDR for many a year is soon coming to a REAL theater of war near you! That "h4xx0r" with the Scout on de_dust who's frantically hopping about the entrance to the overpass, no-scope head-shotting left and right will soon have good excuse for wiping out half of the Counter-Terrorists!

Just this past week, the U.S. Defense/Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) awarded Lockheed Martin a hefty $6.9 million contract to advance the development of the company's so-called "One-Shot Program." This research project traces its production roots back to 2007, aiming (pun intentional) to develop a seemingly ahead of our time sniper scope that will automatically paint targets. This scope will of course be a mini-super computer within itself, possessing the capability to calculate crosswinds, GPS location, target range, temperature and even humidity, all of which are instantly processed and displayed in real time on the sights.

A number of test units are expected soon. What could the implications of these RL Haxx be?! Will the next Geneva Convention be turned into a VAC or Punkbuster Conference? We'll have to wait and see where the shots fall I suppose, and lets certainly not hope they're rewarded with a Tactical Nuke every 25 kills.

43 comments:

  1. O_O same a hacking for the games? nice

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  2. Lol, this will be interesting o.O

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  3. bad ass! i just hope its not used on me :S

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  4. a fun take on the issue. i don't want to fight those guys.

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  5. so real life will be just like css huh?

    even more reason to play lol

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  6. Another step in the decline of the natural marksman.

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  7. More like DERPA, amirite?


    But on a more serious note, instakills are fun and all, but still, they WILL get boring quite soon, and frankly, I would preffer to trust in my own hand than a computah.

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  8. whoa. they seriously need to be careful about that tech falling into the wrong hands.

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  9. Great, once this comes out there will be even MORE campers!

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  10. I've seen the terminator maaan.
    This is how it starts.
    *hides under the bed*

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  11. Psh, whatev, my tactical knife kills are cooler.

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  12. This is probably the most interesting blog post i've read today! :D

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  13. Through it all, the one who knows how lead on target will still win.

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  14. auto aim or aim assist is for pussies :D

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  15. so their technically will be no other training that would be used.. as in snipers nowadays. all they need is a robot to pull the trigger.

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  16. I wanna go hunting with a scope like that.

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  18. Auto-aim IRL. Hacking or just a good investment?

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  19. Next they won't even need the snipers themselves, as they will all be replaced by Chuck Norris clones.

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  20. yikes i wouldnt want to fight us

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  21. you've got some good insight in this post :)

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  22. Wow, don't you love technology? :)

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  23. That sounds like a lot of work, if they really pull it off in spectacular precise success I would be interested to see.

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  24. Robots and drones soon enough...

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  25. holy f'n shite that sounds intense

    -one love, follow back

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  26. That's awesome, but I wouldn't want to be standing in front of that.

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  27. aimbots in real life? people will start shouting "HAX" in firefights i guess :p

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  28. that is pretty crazy, will it be able to stop death by friendly fire?

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  29. o.o Technology is some crazy shit. Check out my blog for some more crazy shit!

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  30. that some wild shit, want to read more about it! :D

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